A COSMIC LOAD OF SHIITAKE

I MUST BE TRIPPING BECAUSE I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING! 

An 8.5 million dollar drug bust happened in Burlington, CT.
A 21-year-old was found running an illegal drug operation out of his garage with (our calculations) 850,000g of psychedelic mushrooms ready for Woodstock and the parking lots of Grateful Dead concerts for the foreseeable future.
The culprit was arrested and charged with possession with intent to sell/distribute narcotics and operation of a drug factory.
The only quote that comes to mind when I hear this news is from Jurassic Park: “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.” but he cooked like Walter White Button and now the DEA can finally reach enlightenment. 

Photo: NBC CT